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Wednesday, June 10, 2009

As requested and agreed upon to post, here it is!

The list of 'Ten Little Things Which Amuse Me'.


1) Couples "wrestling" in public places.
By wrestling, I mean extreme PDA-ing.
I don't care if you think it's romantic, love wrestling amuses me.
So extreme PDA loving couples, go ahead and make my day! =D

2) This



Can you see it? It says "Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten".

Think about the kittens!

3) Cartoons



Everyone loves cartoons!

4) Pokemon



5) Scaring people.
They should see their own faces when they get scared by me, him, her, them, themselves.
Scaring people is the new black!
Whatever will I do without people who get frightened easily, I'll never know.

6) Seeing a guy who gives up his seat for a pregnant woman..
Except she's not pregnant.

Guy: Here's a seat ma'am, for you and ya baby.
Woman: What baby?
Guy: The baby ya carrying ma'am. You're preggers aren't ya?
Woman: I'm not.

7) Seeing a guy get beaten up by a pregnant woman.
Or a seemingly pregnant woman.

Woman: Why would you think I'm pregnant? I'm most certainly not.
Guy: Well, son of a bitch, if ya not preggers, then what in Jesus' name is tha giant bump at your tummy?
Woman: I have no bump.
Guy: Holy. I haven't seen one tha big since ma cow Dolly gave birth, and boy, was she huge!
Woman: Don't push it.
Guy: Well, tha can only be one explanation. Ya fat lady. And when I say fat, I do mean fat. Pheew!

What happened after that was.. Ugly.
And kinda cool.
And amusing.

8) Karate


Sensei Nursey demonstrating a flying kick.


Sensei Nursey practising his Mae Geri kick

No clue as to how it's amusing.

9) Guys using tampons as effective nosebleed plug absorbers.

10) Releasing a silent fart of deadly stench in a crowded lift.
And not admiting it.
And feeling relieved in the inside that no one knows it's you.


Okay, done!
Hope to find more little things that make me snigger, smirk, entertain me, or simply laugh out loud.
Any suggestions? Just tag at my tagbox then.
See ya!

(By the way, it took me nearly an hour just to do this thing on my phone okay! You should be grateful!)


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