Kimmii K.
Self obsessed.
If I can't be beautiful, I'd rather just die.
You think she's so good but she's a mess to boot You don't really want to know me.
I want The Trouble Ring by Boucheron.
I want The Trinity Ring by Cartier.
I want To travel to Venice.
I want To travel to Greece.
I want To return to the U.S.A.
I want Real Love.
I want To rule the world I want To make them sorry.
Hello and welcome to my blog! For this post, I'm going to educate you readers further about certain things in life you may or may not have pondered over.. And today's question is..
Is it possible to survive on a pure semen based diet?
This question popped up in my mind when I was reading a novel the other day. (Reviews for that novel will be out soon on my blog.)
So anyhoo, I was thinking and I was like, whyever not? Why wouldn't it be possible to survive on a diet of semen? Now, I'm assuming that you already know what semen is. If you don't know what the term is refering to, ask your parents.
I raised this question to a couple of my friends today and they were amused to say the least. Hence, for everyone's convenience and in the name of mankind, I decided to head home to google it. I managed to find an answer and you can read all about it here!
According to http://forums.isteroids.com, contrary to certain beliefs, semen is NOT packed with calories or anything of that sort. An average man ejaculates about a teaspoonful of semen when he does so. Each teaspoonful of semen contains about 200-500 million sperm. However, each teaspoonful will contain only 5-7 calories.
Sperm only makes up about 1% of semen, so what makes up the 99%? Well, according to the website, the other ingredients are
Fructose Sugar Water Ascorbic Acid (Vitamin C) Citric Acid Enzymes Protein Phosphate and Bicarbonate buffers (Bases) Zinc
Hmm.. Sounds like ingredients for some fruit juice or tangy candy eh? Answering the question, semen is no substitute for a proper diet unless you're really keen on gulping down gallons of the stuff everyday. Icky.. To me. But to some others, I don't know.
Another answer is that having a semen diet results in what is known as a Negative calorie gain. As semen has a low nutritional value, you're actually using more energy to eat (swallow) it than gaining energy from it. Hence, my own conclusion here is that semen is of the same category of food as celery, garlic and lettuce. They're all negative calorie food.
Also, if you're a guy and have the weird idea of consuming your own sperm as a quick snack, note that the amount of energy you use to produce the sperm is actually more than what you'll gain from drinking your own semen.
Well, I guess that if you're trying to lose weight and slim down, the semen diet is for you. Now, if you're a female, all you have to do is to find some willing contributors to your sperm stock. I'm not sure if sperm banks will sell packs to you. On the other hand, if you're a guy and are willing to swallow your own body fluid, good on ya! You'll get a work out producing the semen and also benefit from negative calories! I'll just presume that semen is really filling. Simply get a tablespoon ready.
Well! The information I've just provided you was enlightening, wasn't it? Now you all know!
Okay, this concludes today's post. Go off feeling smarter and remember to tell all your friends about what you've just learnt from Kimmii's wonderful blog!